Hihi! I'm Gordon! Here's a new attempt at marketing this show: unbridled honesty! This is a clown show. If you are still reading, ok, wait for it: it's a *silent-ish* clown show. Oh no. This honesty thing is making me nervous. I can hear the program pages getting turned as I type. If you are still here, I think you are my target audience. Do you like magic? 90s acoustic rock? Cupcakes?? Dogs? Airbags? Car crashes? Dating? Piano? Tony Robbins? Microsoft Powerpoint? Satisfaction? Otomatones???? All of these things and more will appear with a tight soundtrack. Also, you'll get to see me face my literal biggest fear. I'm not going to tell you what that fear is, but my heart is already beating way too fast.

Ok, this might be worse than all of my other marketing ideas. We'll see how many people show up.

But one thing I can promise, whether there's 1 person or 50 people in the audience, I'm going to play as hard as I possibly can, and I'll be loving every minute of it. Thanks for reading!